Devil’s Advocate

Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway?
God?
Is that it?
God?

Why I’ll tell you…

…let me give you
a little inside information about God.

God likes to watch.

He’s a prankster.

Think about it.

He gives man… instincts.
He gives you this extraordinary gift,
and then what does He do?

I swear for his own amusement
…his own private, cosmic…gag reel…
…He sets the rules in opposition.

It’s the goof of all time.

LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH

TOUCH BUT DON’T TASTE

TASTE BUT DON’T SWALLOW

AND WHILE YOU ARE JUMPING ON ONE LEG

TO THE NEXT WHAT IS HE DOING

HE IS LAUGHING HIS SICK FUCKING ASS OFF

He’s a tightass!
He’s a sadist!
He’s an ABSENTEE LANDLORD

Worship that? Never!

• Al Pacino- Devil’s Advocate